how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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