Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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