we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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