So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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