She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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