I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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