She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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