so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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