six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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