Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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