Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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