new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I need water and some morals
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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