Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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