I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize