You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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