Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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