how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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