i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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