Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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