The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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