Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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