dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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