Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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