I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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