Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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