Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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