Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Randomize
