so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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