what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I don't deserve a penis
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
My feet surprised me
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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