Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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