i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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