Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The best revenge is premature balding
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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