so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Use "feeling words"
Yay
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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