Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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