also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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