The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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