porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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