The best revenge is premature balding
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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