Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Four minutes until I can fart!
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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