Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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