maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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