Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Drunk is not a location!
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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