My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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