After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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