...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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