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(585): View more from New York

Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.

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(805): View more from California

Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.

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(563): View more from Iowa

i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...

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(519): View more from Ontario

ambylanc

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what?

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there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?

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(705): View more from Ontario

I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem

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(313): View more from Michigan

He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid

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