do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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