My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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