I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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