he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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