normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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