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say what?
wanna hang out?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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