Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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