Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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