This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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